See what I did there? You may forget everything I communicate to you in the next few hundred words, but you will probably have that title kicking around in your head for a few days.
Although I personally hope the title will turn out to be false, the shock value behind such a declaration seared it into your mind’s eye. It gets better when you have an exchange of these radical statements, going back and forth. There is nothing like a quaint, ALL-CAPS SCREAMING MATCH to capture one’s Twitter-trained attention span.
On the bottom of nearly every single online article, you can find said screaming matches. On a high profile website, it is par for the course for any standard story to dissolve into a conservative vs. liberal bullfight, complete with “ooo’s” and “ahh’s” from the crowd. These comments range from wise and well versed to unintelligible and downright offensive. Most end up being the latter. Scroll to the bottom of this article on Fox News’ website, written about Michelle Obama’s low profile since the election. For a relatively benign column, the comments that poured on to the site are thick and strong. Most are passionate, many are racist.